Reality and Rebirth: Beaster Egg

You found a Beaster Egg!

This is my cat. His name is the Unauthorized Beast.

When we first brought him home from the woods, we made the mistake of not measuring his food; he got fat as a result, which is not healthy for cats. He went on a diet, and then on a second diet when he continued to gain weight on the first diet, and now he's back to a healthy weight.